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Current Mood: Hungry
Current Music: Mustang Sally - Wilson Pickett
(A must have music library classic)
Celery. There's been a lot of "hot talk" around QSJ these days concerning this lean, green, veggie sex-machine. Word has it that with a few chomps on this watery & almost tasteless vegetable, that ones’ pheromones will be thrown into overdrive and cause a gaggle of smitten lovers to gather in your yard. Apparently celery works only for the gents. Ladies must opt for our orange buddy – the almighty Carrot.
I will not challenge this theory here today. I will however advise that my refrigerator usually has a stockpile of “vegetable Spanish fly" in the crisper bin, and to date all that's gathered outside my window have been a stray cat and someone's old faded phone bill blown under a hedge. Not exactly what I'd call a Harem o' Hunks.
Correlation theories, supposition and old wives tales. We’ve all heard em’ and even the most die hard skeptics amongst us are probably guilty of trying them out - just to see if it really works dontcha’ know. I myself have a closet full of products claiming to perform miracles, some still in the package, some half used. You'd think by now I'd know better. I didn’t go so far as to buy a Thigh Master (*snort* remember those???), but other items come pretty darned close. I'm the sucker P.T. Barnum was talking about.
I'd be interested to see if any of the QSJ crew has had success with celery or carrots. No need to go into gory details, just post up "If I Ever Needed A Smoke - It'd Be Right Now!!!" kinda entry. We'll get the picture. We will also be there to talk you through the "afterglow craves". We're good that way aren't we?
I'm hard pressed to believe that consuming any foodstuff would cause the opposite sex to do a double take, but am willing to look at anyone's "research" with an open mind. That said, it's almost time for din din, I’m starved.
Menu:
Cream of Carrot Soup
Salad of Julienne Carrots
Broiled Cod with Buttered Carrots
Carrot Cake
Hiccers
I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch.
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