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What A Ho 
By Hiccers  on November 29 2005 at 12:29 am

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Toronto
AZ Why does it say AZ when I'm in Canada?, Canada
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……Ho Ho I had on a recent Saturday evening.  A quickie.  Now I’m counting on all of you wonderful people to pull your minds on out of the gutter and think clean.  After all, I’m a bonneted woman and such activities would never appear on my social calendar.   Once the gawfaws stop, I'll continue.

 

What I’m referring to is a short and sweet visit to fellow QSJ member Crys home.  Little Spongebob tagged along with me this time and we brought cake.  We wanted to make sure Crys opened the door and figured that nobody could resist Raspberry Temptation.  The trap set, Margie took the bait and answered in one knock!  Cake is always good for that. 

 

I  read about Crys “Santa fixation” in one of her earlier posts, but it doesn’t quite describe what is going on in this woman’s apartment. The “real deal” is the motherload of St. Nick!!  I was visually assaulted by a flurry of 142 twinkling blue eyes, bellies o’ jelly, and white beards. Yes it’s true.  Crys has 72 Santa Claus figures, not counting the 8 million on her Christmas tree. 

 

Santa was on tables, door handles, counters, floors, walls, ceilings, hallway, bedroom and office.  There were dancing Santas, singing Santas, and Santas that rang bells.  Santas in sleighs, Santas on plates, cups, and glasses, planters.  Drug culture Santas, British Santas, Santas as far as the eye could see! Hitchcock could have had a field day with this!

 

The piece de le resistance came when I had to use the little girls room.  I’ll keep this to a minimum for the sake of propriety, but as I was “seated”, I looked up to see Santa outright staring at me from the back of the bathroom door.  I swear the bugger  winked at me!  I winked back.  HA! He blushed, not I !!!  That’s about the time I noticed there were a few more around the room.  I washed my hands and departed quickly, fearing one of them would move and cause another urgent call to sit again.  Don't believe me??  Check out "the evidence".

 

No doubt in our minds that there's belief here!!

 

Someone's grocery bill must be enormous!!!

 

When I returned to Crys in the kitchen, I spotted another Santa I had missed during the cake eating event.  I broke.  I simply looked at my friend and said “Margie, you have a problem”.  Her reaction, of course, was to laugh.  Like cake, Crys is always good for that.  When we cart Crys off to the nut house we better be sure that the straight jacket is red with white trim.  Whatever the occasion, we want her looking good.

 

In retrospect I have to hand it to my friend.  She has filled her holiday world with joyous colour, and all the excitement of a dream.  Crys’s “fixation” is indeed one that we could all use more of.  Santa symbolizes the spirit of giving, faith in the unseen, and selfless love of others.  It’s a matter of priorities.   In this fast paced world, we often find ourselves caught up cynicism.  Why wouldn’t Crys surround herself with the all time Granddaddy of Jolly?  Makes perfect sense.

 

Oh, and one more thing before I go – I didn’t notice one Santa with a pipe tucked in his mouth .  Margie if I missed it, paint it off his face!!!!  We need him to stick around a long,  long time!

 

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Current Mood:  Merry

Current Music:  Run Run Rudolph - The Tractors

 



Hiccers

I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch.
 


Message by CC said  View Journal on November 29 2005 at 12:47 am 
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I believe too...
Great post Hiccers.

And the pics are great. Did you say cake...raspberry temptation kinda
cake? did it have chocolate with it.

Love those pics of santas everywhere, even while seated in the throne
room.

Love




CC

Message by Scout  View Journal on November 29 2005 at 2:22 am 
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I have had serious doubts about our Crys but let's face it, she has a heart of gold. Let's not turn her in just yet! She's a 'keeper'.

I'm wondering where does one store all those Santas when they are out of season?!

Thank gawd you got evidence! (Although the third pix turned into a red 'ex'. Hmmm...was it 'ex'-rated perhaps?!)



Scout; QD 5/17/05

Message by groucho  View Journal on November 29 2005 at 6:41 am 
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Part of being a Dad for me was trying to keep the Santa thing real for as long as possible for my kid's benefit, I don't think it hurt them to believe for as long as they did and it's kinda fun now when they say "We used to believe all that stuff!!!!"...LOL...Just keep your hands off Margies ho ho ho's and everything will be sweet!

 


You can be a good example....
Or...
A horrible warning!

Message by betsy  View Journal on November 29 2005 at 7:18 am 
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I think in a past life Crys was Mrs. Santa Claus!
betsy QD 11/10/03
Today is the best day to not smoke!

Message by Earlz  View Journal on November 29 2005 at 8:21 am  -  moderator
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OMG (oh my goodness) SANTA IS ALIVE AND WELL and in Toronto
Protect the Children
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Message by Vlinder  View Journal on November 29 2005 at 8:36 am 
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Lolololol.............I LOVED this post....thanks for sharing and thanks for the pix. I do know where those wooden shoes come from

 


Elenor

Message by QueenoftheRain  View Journal on November 29 2005 at 1:40 pm 
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LOLOLOL too funny! thanks for sharing. I believe in Santa Claus. I have to, he is everywhere!

Message by Crys  View Journal on November 29 2005 at 1:59 pm 
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When my kids started to question realily of Santa, I could answer in all honesty...  I believe in Santa. 

hehehe  Yes, this is my house.  lol!!

Oh, there are more since you were here last.  I couldn't resist last weekend.  :)


Crys

Life dances and you have to dance with it...whether it is taking you on a wonderful ride, or is stepping on your toes.

Message by Pykke  View Journal on November 29 2005 at 2:59 pm 
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When I was about 4, my Dad put on a Santa mask and knocked on the kitchen window..I immediately began to cry uncontrollably..I was scared to death!!!  My Mom made him come into the house and unmask in front of me!!  I will never forget it!!!  Great collectiion!!

Message by Joppette  View Journal on November 29 2005 at 5:17 pm 
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What a fun post Paula, and hatsof to Crys!  I love her obsession with such a symbol of goodness and giving.  I just started collecting Santa's myself two years ago when we moved into our house.  I have the room for them now.  However....I only buy one a year.  One really cool one.  I wait until after Christmas so I can get it at 70% off!  LOL!  Judy
Judy

Living with lung cancer since 2007, and still doing it! Smoke free.
QD: 12/3/2004

Message by Joppette  View Journal on November 30 2005 at 8:57 pm 
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Thanks!  I went searching for a Christmassy background, and really like this one.  Thanks for the note.  Judy
Judy

Living with lung cancer since 2007, and still doing it! Smoke free.
QD: 12/3/2004

Message by groucho  View Journal on December 01 2005 at 7:07 am 
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Lightning rod....LMAO. you bad!

 


You can be a good example....
Or...
A horrible warning!

Message by CC said  View Journal on December 04 2005 at 1:25 am 
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Hiccers, no Paula

that makes sense.
Thanks for your poem. I like "Thirteen Ways of Looking...

and The Idea of Order at Key West

Thanks...I forgot the song that I was wanting to hear by Tom Waits,
went to his website. This guy drank alot of whiskey and wrote a ton
of songs. Or Vice Versa. Lol

Be good. Don't smoke


CC

Message by Scout  View Journal on December 07 2005 at 3:36 am 
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Methinks Scout has gas! lol!!!!
DO NOT! LOL!
hahahahaha!
My dogs...now that's a different matter! Whew!

Scout; QD 5/17/05

Message by Earlz  View Journal on December 07 2005 at 8:15 am  -  moderator
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I saw this

but I'll just tell him his poodle toes match his chicken legs!!

I will get even


Protect the Children
Quit Date 11/19/2000


Message by Shrubby  View Journal on December 07 2005 at 9:15 pm 
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That was so eliquently written HICCERS!!!  I could see it as you described it!!  I love the evidence!!!  I believe...

BIG HUGE HUGS,

HEATHER


*Shrubby*

Message by Rubyread  View Journal on December 08 2005 at 3:58 pm 
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ryn:  It has been my experience that MEN erect tents quite effortlessly. ha ha ha ha

Message by Rubyread  View Journal on December 08 2005 at 4:11 pm 
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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha  You are so funny, lady!  Is there a word better than erection?  I think not!  I think that particular word stands alone.  ha ha ha ha ha

Message by manu  View Journal on December 09 2005 at 4:02 am 
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ryn:

why yes i have erected my tent by myself a few times but find that it's much more expeditious and fun if more then one are involved - as an eagle scout, i want you to understand that it usually stays up until it's time to pack it up and go home -

 


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