So I watched this program the other night about how the Chinese are trying to buy up all the worlds oil as their need increases. It said their need increases by 90 times each year.

Apparently they are giving the USA fits as they are stealing all the suppliers that previously sold the majority of their fossil fuel output to the USA. Africa and South America are making it easy for the Chinese.

So being a good Canadian and believing in being a good neighbour I was naturally concerned for my American neighbours.

And then it hit me..... I had a possible solution.

The more I thought about it the more I liked it. A win win situation for sure.

So of course I got on the phone and called the White House, " let me speak to George" I said. " How may I connect your call sir?" a voice said. " The President, Mr Bush to you," I said "tell George Brick is on the line, and tell him to hurry."

" The president is out of the country sir...would you care to leave a message?" I forgot about the trip to Israel , I KNEW I should have gone along when he asked me to, but I had pneumonia.

Nothing to do but leave a message. So I explained how sure I was that all the phlegm I was coughing up could be modified for use as an automotive lubricant , I personally think steaming would do the trick.

No more need for oil.

I then explained that with all the medicinal whiskey I've been drinking I was pretty sure that cars could probably run on my pee. Forget gasoline or ethynol, use Brickahol instead.

I concluded by saying I would be only too happy to solve their problems and I would ask for a much smaller financial stipend than what the USA was currently paying the worlds oil producing nations.

Naturally I left my number just in case George had misplaced it. I hope she passed it on quickly but you know how hard it is to get good help these days.

No calls yet , I'm guessing George didn't want to inconvenience me knowing how sick I've been. He better hurry because I'm getting healthier by the day.

No one can say I didn't try .

Brickahol!  Wow!  How about Brickoline?  lol lol

You absolutely are getting better, I can tell by this.  Indeed he better hurry!  Thanks for the effort.

Judy

Hey Mister

If you get an answer let me know...I think I know where I can collect lots of stuff like this...

We can go into business!!

So glad you are feeling well enough to be this gross!!

Hugs

I absolutely love your mind, not to mention your sense of humor!  You have got to be a fun friend to have around!!!

Thanks so much...

LOL, Brick, Brick , Brick what would this place be without you(shudder) I personally hope we never have to find out!

Thank you so much for your kindness and encouragement that is invaluable..You make me stronger than I could be alone and that is worth more than mere words but alas my sincere appreciation is what I offer..

Many Thanks

  I had to laugh at this post my friend!! Do you got the house on speed dial?? LMAO!! In your honour tonight I will drink a beer!! I'm glad to read that you seem to be getting better!!

Oh My I just went and looked at your pics from your whale watching trip and New Brunswick trip..the pic's were awesome and your family s amazingly beautiful...Your a lucky man..Blessings to you Brick..

LMAO!!! You are so cute..... George.... so have you had a Beer yet???

Very glad to see you better!!!!

Sorry Brick of course I am very Thankful for you and now you have it in writing And although I'm not much of a drinker I do like a cold corona once in awhile so I will remember to give gratitude for my beer.LOL