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Oxymorons to start the day. 
By Epifano  on August 26 2006 at 4:53 am

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Top 35 Oxymorons

 

35. State worker

34. Legally drunk

33. Exact estimate

32. Act naturally

31. Found missing

30. Resident alien

29. Genuine imitation

28. Airline food

27. Good grief

26. Government organization

25. Sanitary landfill

24. Alone together

23. Small crowd

22. Business ethics

21. Soft rock

20. Amtrak schedule

19. Military intelligence

18. Sweet sorrow

17. Compassionate conservative

16. "Now, then..."

15. Passive aggression

14. Clearly misunderstood

13. Peace force

12. Extinct life

11. Plastic glasses

10. Terribly pleased

  9. Computer security

  8. Political science

  7. Tight slacks

  6. Definite maybe

  5. Pretty ugly

  4. Rap music

  3. Working vacation

  2. Religious tolerance

And the No. 1 oxymoron

  1. Microsoft Works


I did it my way !!! 

Message by Scout  View Journal on August 26 2006 at 5:01 am 
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What a great way to start the day!
Thanks for the early smiles.


Scout; QD 5/17/05

Message by betsy  View Journal on August 26 2006 at 7:29 am 
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thanks for the smile Harry...great way to begin the day!
betsy QD 11/10/03
Today is the best day to not smoke!

Message by Brick  View Journal on August 26 2006 at 10:13 am 
Location: Canada   Joined: August 02 2004   Posts: 4526   View Brick's ProfileProfile Search for other entries by BrickSearch Quote BrickQuote

These are great!!!

Thanks  for sharing.

Stay strong.


Brick

Message by Missdaphne  View Journal on August 26 2006 at 11:41 am 
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Hah, tight slacks, I love that one.  I love word games.  I read a really rude one earlier, I am trying to decide whether or not to post it here.  It is really pretty innappropriate.
"Approach love and cooking with reckless abandon." Don't know who said it first but I like it.

Message by Peterout  View Journal on August 26 2006 at 12:08 pm 
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I like your list

RYN:Fantastic photo ... congratulations Peter.
Epifano.

Thanks Epifano . . . I was lucky by being there at the right time, and place. It was a great morning for getting such interesting pics . . . Peter


Message by Desert Chic  View Journal on August 26 2006 at 6:00 pm 
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My favorite is #2.  Thanks for sharing.
I'd rather be an ex smoker with the occasional desire to smoke than be a smoker with the constant desire to stop doing it.


Message by Earlz  View Journal on August 27 2006 at 8:50 am  -  moderator
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Great to hear from you
Protect the Children
Quit Date 11/19/2000


Message by QueenoftheRain  View Journal on August 28 2006 at 1:23 am 
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hee hee i thought this was great!

Message by donna the raven  View Journal on March 07 2007 at 12:59 pm 
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here's 26 for you.........friendly fire!!!!!
nurse donna

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